Stupid Bitches, Liberalism, Thieves and Frauds..

Ya know that song in The Sound of Music where whats-her-face is singing all about her favorite things???? I want a song for me about all the bullshit I hate..

The lyrics go.. when the dog bites.. when the bee stings.. when I'm feeling bad.. I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so sad.. or something like that..

Well for this song, its the opposite.. When life is going just a little bit too good, I am reminded of THESE things and then I know just how bad it all really is...

One of the things I despise the most are Stupid Bitches. You know what I mean about Stupid Bitches, right? That Stupid Bitch that just can't shut her got damned mouth - EVER.. The shit coming out of her useless GOT DAMNED MOUTH is just there to fill air with whatever narcissistic dribble they can concoct which passes muster with the Oprahization of the universe.. Stupid FUCKING Bitches..

The second most hated thing in the world is a thief. Gosh do I hate me a thief.. like the little fucking-bastard-ass-sneaky-god-i-hope-your-dick-falls-off-thief who broke into my car last night.. I think a thief also could qualify for a stupid fucking bitch if the plumbing is right too..

The third thing I find to be the most supreme bane to my existence is liberalism.. Who was high when they thought THAT up?!? Me thinks a lot of stupid bitches were.. Are you noticing a pattern here? I am.. Stupid bitches are the root of all the world's ills...

Oh and last but not least.. Fruadulent behavior.. aka a complete and utter misrepresentation of the truth for some measure of gain.. Fraud? The slut that says she's a slave and she aint.. Fraud? The liberal that says he feels that way for the betterment of the country.. Fraud? The person that asks for your trust.. Fraud? In a word, politician.. There are so many.. and so few available key strokes..

My most hated things always seem to snatch me from the bountiful mounds of happiness and drops me off in the dirty diaper of life..

Ugh.

I guess it could be worse.. I could actually be tethered to a stupid liberal bitch that steals and is a fraud.. That god for small favors, right?