Sit n Spin

Do you remember those Sit 'n Spins from our youth?!? well... at least mine.. Remember, how you would sit on them and grip the centerpiece and turn yourself around and around as fast as you could and spin.. progressively making yourself dizzy.. and dizzier and dizzier.. until you couldnt stand it anymore and are eventually flung off the darned thing backwards.. maybe even suffering a head injury?!?

Ahhh yes... the good old days.. or are they? I mean really now.. how much different is today, adulthood... aka the grownup sit and spin it up your butt .. that much different?

Remember, how they came in different colors? They had hot pink and blue and yellow.. I always wanted the pink one... why? Because of the boobage of course.. it goes the brain and pollutes the thought process and contaminates all logical thinking with estrogen.. Thus, pink is purchased.. thats the only logical conclusion.. Hell.. just think of the other pink things women like??? I mean.. men have pink parts.. well purplish pink parts and purple is the next favorite color for women.. but you know its funny.. a lot of women are prudish about that part... I say, accept the insanity and embrace the cock! Its purplish pink!!! AAANNNNDDD it matched the sit in spin :)

Do you know what sucked though about the Sit n Spin? If your butt was fat, or you didnt get positioned right.. you got stuck..lol or it stopped.. or.. it slowed down... Now, tell me thats not a true analogy for life... Someone oughtta make a TShirt for that.. ya know? It would say 'Ride it right and you wont slow down!' ..lol and for the illogical estrogen enhanced units... 'Ride the purplish pink one right and you wont slow down!' :)

You know, the reality of the Sit n Spin is.. it was a solitary toy... You didnt need anyone else around.. It was a self entertaining sort of affair.. I guess it was one of your first self pleasuring kind of toys..lol meant to be enjoyed all alone... I suppose you could try to ride it with another person but really.. how well could you do that? Arent you just doomed to failure there? Youre really just stuck trying to push their body mass around as they are yours.. What pleasure is reaped from that?!?!? I say, do it alone.. the Self Service Pumps are great!!!!

Why do you need anyone else?!? People are unreliable at best... Inherently off balance which means you are damned sure going to be flinging yourself off the toy like boogar from a 5 year olds nose when he wants to gross out his sister! You know there is a saying, mean people suck.. sure they do... but arent all people mean at some point???? So if thats the case, all people suck..
So why bother... Just get on the ride.. spin yourself around all by your lonesome.. get your moment or two of self satisfaction without being boogar-like.. and get off..

And.. see.. nobody gets hurt :)